hop aboard the last train to new slumberton -- this edition of the secret comics stays up way past its bedtime -- and it shows... maybe. metal is feeling fairly self-conscious, so please just ignore him
on the upside though, he had a delicious cranberry orange scone with lunch and dinner today (half and half), but, um, you won't hear about that on the podcast. because it's exclusive content, you see. a scoop. tomorrow it's a veggie bbq sandwich for lunch. again! will he be talked into more choward's violet mints? will they finally have the delicious all-citrus scone available for purchase, the one with no cranberries to get in the way of the zesty deliciousness? stay tuned!